Flatmates secretly trying to KILL me!

Yes the are!!! So where I live at university is very cold in the building so m flatmate decided to turn all the hobs on to gas mark 6 (highest) to warm up the room. What my flatmate failed to do was remove everything from the stove before doing this. So essentially in the end there was a  pan with a spatchula in it cover with a pot lid on the hob, and after sometime when we enter the kitchen and were talking we smelt something strange and began to feel very hot. Looking over at the stove the pan was smoking................result below..........see their trying to kill me, slowly but surely.  So now I have banned my flatmate from playing with the stove or heating up the room as the results are not funny.

Burnt pan and plastic spatchula.......

Crushed molded pumpkin left for over a week.....

Just when I thought it was over I found a bag of molded and decomposed pumpkin behind the bin. This had been there since a few days after Halloween. So now I'm being killed by smell, the worst kind. Sorry the pic isn't a good one but I was not opening that bag (never).








Okay so funniest story has to be my flatmate who had a little accident with candles (the nice way to put it). So I'm in my room watching Dirty Dancing 2  and the movie comes to an end I hear loud movement in the room next to mine. A few seconds later my flatmate comes bursting into my room rambling, "DayDay I almost set my room on fire" and then leave in a panic. Honestly I thought she was mad and over reacting but thought i would check it out anyways. Going into her room  below is what I saw, but candles were still burning.

Well all of that said I'm sure I'm trying to kill them slowly with all my cleaning products (bleach etc) as I clean about twice a week sometimes.
Sorry :)

#UNILIFE